![]() ![]() Meat and potatoes par four – A long, straight forward par four devoid of water, bunkers, and other hazards that might make the hole more difficult.Long and wrong – Description of a golfer who can hit the ball long distances but seldom in the right direction.Example: “The next hole is a long par five but it is wide open so you can let the big dog eat.” This phase was made popular by the movie Tin Cup. Let the big dog eat – to use the driver (#1 wood) which is also known as ‘the big dog’ as it is the largest club in the bag.Theoretically, if you hit the ground firmly and far enough behind the ball, you may produce a divot that covers the undisturbed ball. Lay the sod over it – Another term for hitting the ground behind the ball first.I’ve burned more lips today than a Watts crack pipe – No explanation needed.Ice cream on shit – When you sink a 30 foot putt for an eight. ![]() Houston, we have re-entry – for whenever someone skies one off the tee.When asked about his style, Daly said, “I just grip it and rip it.” This phrase became popular after the prodigious swinger John Daly and his Herculean drives, won the 1991 PGA title at Crooked Stick. Grip it and rip it – To forget about all those “swing thoughts” and take a healthy rip at the ball.Goat Farm – A poorly maintained golf course.An elephant’s ass might also prompt a comment such as, “Except for distance and direction, that was a good shot.” Elephant’s ass – A poorly struck shot that is “high and stinky.” Usually applied to a popped-up drive that is higher than it is long.Elephant burial ground – Collective term for the huge mounds found on the greens of certain golf courses.Does your husband play? – for when a guy hits a short tee shot. see elephant golf.Blazing a Trail – Into the ruff… Going where no one has gone before.The term is derived from a drill sergeant yelling at his men “Left! Right! Left! Right!”. Army Golf – a person is said to be playing ‘army golf’ when they hit the ball back and forth over the green, from side to side.Afraid of the Dark – What a putt is when it won’t go in the hole. ![]()
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